Sh*t Parents Say: Dinner Table Edition

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee feels like your favorite go-to shirt the moment you pull it on. Made from soft, ring-spun cotton with a lived-in hand from post-construction dyeing, it wears in rather than out. The front chest carries a small, tongue-in-cheek patch-style print while the back features a playful, speech-bubble collage that reads like the chaotic, hilarious soundtrack of family dinners. It sits comfortably on the shoulders and drapes casually through the body — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to laugh, commiserate, or break the tension at the table. Thoughtful details like double-needle stitching and a tubular, side-seam-free knit mean it keeps its shape and looks intentional even after many washes. Available in many colors and sizes, it’s built for everyday wear and easy conversation.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for consistent fit
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage hand
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Medium weight (6.1 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit — available S to 4XL
- Sewn-in label, made in Honduras; offered in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean